b) lumbered for the rest of my life with screaming, wallet draining shitbags
The first man in the sets of couples they followed had been married 3 TIMES. WTF ???!!!!! What the fuck is it with these serial marriers ?? I really think after you fuck your first marriage over (and let's face it most people will) you should ADMIT DEFEAT. Not just go onto another one all like "oh well THIS time it'll be different cos..." COS...cos WHAT ??!!! Somehow none of the stupid fucking faking it shit of marriage things will exist the next time around ??? Yes I know there's couples in their 80's and "we've been married 300 yeeeeears" well yeah, this is BECAUSE, you stupid fucktards, THEY LIVED IN A MUCH NICER ERA. Without computers, and mobile phones and "oop, better stop sending these saucy e-mails". Where technology pervades every corner of your life don't expect to have any secrets anymore. Somehow, some way, you will be found out - if not directly then indirectly. Well at least most of the time. And since MOST marriages fail anyway, why ever waste such a fucking stupid amount of time and money even bothering with all that shit. "We're going to have fun kids....we're GOING to have fun"......ooooh...remind me what I'm missing out on again...??